MD，你和alaabracadabra到底是左手摸右手？还是互相挠背搔痒？西谚说得好：

if you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours.

yes, but you are not scratching where i am itchy.

well, you should be itchy where *I* am itchy, what's your problem?

你的另一半有点这个意思呢？~~